Can not come to court, What can I do?

I can arrange for a Video deposition from your country of origin.

Private accusation misdemeanors?

Depending on the other parties attitude I can take you clean out of it, it might require an indemnization, sometimes a simple "excuse-me" is more than enough!

Less than 2 years of Jail accusation?

Yes, I ccan take youaway from this one if you do not have a previous criminal record in Spain.